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Other - Man’s tweet on Nokia phone stopping a bullet goes viral; may be those Nokia memes were true, after all

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While you were busy gushing over your new iPhone 7, in another part of the world, a man's loyal Nokia phone apparently took a bullet for him and saved his life!


Buy a Nokia phone and get a loyal friend for a lifetime! (Source: Peter Skillman/Twitter)

Though Nokia phones have increasingly come to lose its popularity, owing to the tough competition it now faces from the Apple products and Android smartphones, there was a time when everyone proudly wielded a Nokia cellphone in his hand.
It was not just a phone, it provided a sense of security to the person. Why, you might ask. Because, handsets manufactured by the brand had a reputation of being invincible. Even today, jokes about how throwing a Nokia phone will not do it any harm, but rather break the floor into pieces, continue to rule the Internet.
But now it seems, not only the phones are strong enough to create comet-like cavities on the earth’s surface, it can even stop bullets! You heard us!
Peter Skillman, Microsoft’s General Manager of Core UX for Windows Desktop, Tablet and Phone, recently tweeted about how a Nokia phone saved the life of a man in Afghanistan by stopping a bullet.

Though it is not clear whose life the phone saved, after Skillman’s post, many people on Twitter responded with similar tweets about the ‘indestructible’ Nokia phones. Skillman on October 5 this year, tweeted: “A Nokia phone I worked on a few years ago saved the life of a man in Afghanistan last week. The embedded bullet….”
A Nokia phone I worked on a few years ago saved the life of a man in Afghanistan last week. The embedded bullet…. pic.twitter.com/O2zBxadkDO
— peter skillman (@peterskillman) October 5, 2016
The photo he tweeted in the post shows what seems like an actual bullet pierced into the Nokia phone! Within no time that Skillman tweeted this out, there were others on Twitter emphasising how absolutely handy the phone can be, and it was hilarious!
@peterskillman @Mayskolpino pic.twitter.com/sBvn0jIMWw
— ?????? ????????? (@andreykaplotnik) October 5, 2016

@marcelofrez @peterskillman @Mayskolpino pic.twitter.com/corHNfHtdm
— ?????? ????????? (@andreykaplotnik) October 6, 2016

@peterskillman Saw this tweet in a news…. Hmm… pic.twitter.com/96qyhh9qqO
— The Sharlemagne (@ShArLeMaGnE) October 6, 2016
The fame of the Nokia phone and its feature of being immortal is so well-known that there is even a Facebook page that tells how legit strong the phone actually is.
Here are some of the hilarious Nokia memes, which now that we think about it, could actually be true.







The Lumia 520 was dubbed “bulletproof” after it apparently saved the life of a Brazilian police officer. Though Skillman who said the information was passed on to him by a friend, was unable to confirm the source of the news, nothing stop the news from becoming one of the top trends on the Internet!

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Romance - My first sex

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I am sharing my sex experience, i have never shared with anyone. i was doing my college at that time, i used to spend more time in yahoo chat. I had an account in female name, with that account i used to confuse and cheat many boys. One day i just asked for "aunty with kids", i got a ping from an girls account.
I thought it was another boy like me whos chatting form other side. But due to my eager i continued my chat, we chatted for sometime then i left . Next day i came to chat again that girl also was online again we chatted, in this chat i asked phone number she gave her mobile number. i thought it was a scam but there was a girl from other side.

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Film/TV - Neil Nitin Mukesh's mother wants to be his girlfriend

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As shocking and absurd as it may seem, ‘Wazir’ star Neil Nitin Mukesh made a startling revelation that his mother wants to be born as his girlfriend in her next life. In an interview with an entertainment channel, the star opened up about matters of the heart and also shared his experiences in the industry. While talking about his take on love, the actor declared that he would probably be the ‘most romantic’ person in the world. Neil then went on to share that his mother once told him that she wanted to be born as his girlfriend in the next life, as she sees and appreciates his gestures of love. He also admitted that without love he would feel lost.


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News - Goa Perfumer Found Dead In Apartment, Her Hands Tied To Bed

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Goa Perfumer Found Dead In Apartment, Her Hands Tied To Bed

http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/naked...a-home-1471479


Monika Ghurde, a well-known perfumer, was found dead at her residence in Goa's Sangolda village on Thursday.

Her hands were tied to a bed and she was half-undressed, said the police, who suspect that the 39-year-old was raped and murdered. There was a reddishness on her face that indicates she could have been suffocated using a pillow, said a senior police official who is investigating the case.


A post mortem will be conducted tomorrow morning, he said, which will help establish cause of death.

Ms Ghurde's domestic help raised an alarm when she did not open the door on Thursday morning. Using a spare key, her neighbour opened the door along with the watchman to find her dead.

"We received information about the incident late last night. We found her naked body and the flat had been burgled," said the police officer, Rajesh Kumar.


The police has been unable to ascertain what is missing from the three-bedroom apartment that Ms Ghurde rented, as she lived alone. They said they are working several theories and have dispatched multiple teams. The police suspect that Monika's killer knew her as there were no signs of any forced entry into her apartment.

The building watchman has reportedly told the police that he had no information on anyone entering the apartment. The police have rounded up several people from the village, which is 5 km away from Goa's famous Calangute beach.

Monika Ghurde, who was from Nagpur in Maharashtra, had moved to Sangolda only in July this year from the neighbouring Provorim village. Sangolda is about 10 km away from Goa capital Panjim.

Her website describes her as an independent perfumer and researcher based in Goa. It says she trained and worked under an English perfumer before launching her MO Lab. Before she became a perfumer, Ms Ghurde was a photographer.

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