Bollywood kee bhid may jagah banana koyi aasan baat nahee lekinn uussne apnee pahlee film may hee usse filmfare award milgaya ,wo dikhne may jeetni khubsuratt hay utnee hee deel kee achee hay,,media ke liye bhale hee wo attitude dikhane waalee bade khandankee stardomm waali superstar ho lekinn uske jo kareebi hay unhe hee uski dildaree kaa sach malum hay…,uske najeeriye se dekho to sabb insaan ek hay ,wo jatt dharm ko dekh dosti nahi karti ,abb usne to hindu hoke ek muslim aadmi se shaadi ki hay,samajne ussse kayi baar bhala buraa kaha lekinn wo apne assulonse piche nahi hattee.wo aur koyi nahi kareena kapoor khann hay jeesne apne film career kee shuruwat refugee se kee aur kareena ko behatarinn acting ke liye filmfare bhi meela,,,,,,uske peeta ranbhir kapoor ne bebo ko badee laad pyar se sambhaala,usse kisibhi cheej ki kamee nahi hone dee…....bachpann may to bebo kapoor khadanki rajkumari thee ,,aur abb bollywood kee maharanee hay………bade bade netaa,praducer ,tv channels bebo ko award fastival,,events,may aane ke liye badee tagdee fees dete hay ,aur 10 minit ke thumkonkeliye karodo bebo parr udaa dete hay…ayse hee award fastivall may naachne ke liye kareena ko 1.80kr. Rupees uttarpradesh government se meelne waale the jaha safronn mahautsavv hone wala hay, iss wajah se bebo behad excited thee…bebo excited iss liye nahi thee ke usse 1.80kr meelne waale hay ye to uske liye chotee rakam hay,,,wo excited thee kyukee usse politics ko najdeek see dekhnaa thaa…,,,
Saif to apni shooting ke liye dubayi gaye huwe the aur yaha bendra may ghar par kareena asmanjass may thee, kyuke bebo kaa assistant ganesh 2 deen kee chutee parr thaa kyuke ganesh ke papa kee barsi thee…..aur kareena ko abb chatissgarh ke award show kee tayaree khudd hee karni thee,,khudd hee tickets book karnee thee..,bebo ko kall hee uttarpradesh pahuchne ke liye nikalnaa thaa ,,,lekinn ek problem thee ke sabb flights full thee aur uttarpradesh ke liye tickets 2 dinn baad hee meel sakti thee jo kareena ko manjurr nahi tha….
Kareena man hee mann gahare chintann may sochrahi hotti hay ke "politics se rubaru hone kaa pahali baar muze mauka milaa hay ,may iss mauke ko kayse jaane du,koyi to raasta hogaa"aur kareena black nighty may dopahar ke waqt bed parr gahare chintan may aur tention may baithee huwee thee…
Tabhi kareena ke bedroom ke darwje parr knock knock hotaa hay,,,.
Kareena"kaun hay?"
Aur ekk mard kee aawaj aati hay"madamji may hu ramu,cofy leke aaya hu"
Kareena "haa,,andarr aao"
23 saal kaa Ramu darwaje se andarr aata hay,aur andarr aate hee pahle madmji ke gore badan ko dekh ke aankhe sekhtaa hay..kareena kee sudolll badee chuchiya black nighty may kayamatt dhaa rahee thee
Ramu to bebo ko dekh madnmugdh hoke samohitsaa hogaya thaa…
Kareenaa cheej thee hee aysi ke kisi ko bhee apne vash may karle..bebo kee figoure size 36-24-35, mast goraa badann ,motee gaand aysi ke bebo chalti hay tabb uski gand mataktee gaand ko dekh 80 saal ke budhe kaa lavdaa bhi khada hojaye…bebo kee mast goree chuchiyaa itnee badee thee ke aysa lagta thaa ke bebo kee chuchiya koyi dbaye to dudh kee pichkaree niklegee……kareena kee age 32 hoke bhee uski figoure 0 hay.
Ramu ko ayse khade apne badan ko tadte dekh kareenaa bolti hay ''Ramu kyaa khade khade dekh rahe ho,cofy dene waale ho yaa nahi?"
Ramu"haa madamji ye lijiye cofy"
Aur ramu cofy dete dete puchtaa hay " kyaa huwaa madamji, badee pareshaan lagg rahee hay aap?"
Kareena"tumm nahee samjoge ramu meri mushkill,,muze uttarpradesh may safronn keliye kall hee nikalnaa hay aur mumbai to uttarpradesh ki flights 2 dinn baad hay,"
Ramu"itnee see baat ke liye aap itnaa kyu pareshaan hay?,uttarpradesh may to aap train may se bhi jaa saktee hay"
Sachayi yah thee ke kareena ke saare kaam uska assistant ganesh hee karta tha tickets kee booking se lekarr saare finachial kaam wahee karta tha,aur abb wo chuttee parr thaa to kareena ko inhh sabb chejonki jankaree nahi thee…superstars to apnaa twitter account chalane ke liye kaam parr logg rakhte hay to inn chijonki kaha itni jankaree hogi...
Ramu kaa sujaav sunkarr kareena kaa chehraa khushee se kheel uthaa,bebo ramu ko dekh boltee hay "ramu tumne to meree mushkill ek zatke may khatam kardi,abb jara ye bhee batao ko train kee tickets book kayse karu?"
Kareena se aati attention aur low knowledge dekh ramu kee coloure tight ho jaatee hay aur wo boltaa hay" madamji simple hay,train kee website pe online jaaiye aur online tecktes book kijiye"
Kareena"kya tumm mera ye kaam karr sakte ho,agar tumne kiyaa to may tumharee pagar badhaa dungii"
Jabb raamu ye suntaa hay to wo manhimann khushi se pagal ho jaata hay..,
Aur wo boltaa hay"madamji aapka mobile dijiye ,"
Kareena apnaa mobile ramu ko detee hay aur ramu train kee website pe jaake train tickets book karta hay ,aur kareena ko tickets ke liye online pay karwata hay..aur kareena kisi chotee bachee kee tarah ramu kee harr baat maan rahee thee…ramu kaa kaam 5 minit may ho jaata hay..
Ramu"ho gaya madamji train kall subah 8 baje kee hay"
Kareena"thank u so much ramu ,"aur kareena khushi ke maare pagalsi ho jaati hay aur bebo bed se khadee hotee hay aur low class ramu ko gale lagatee hay.. Kareena ke 35 size kee badee chuchiya ramu ke sinese dabb jaatee hay…
Ramu to sann rahh jaata hay ,kyo ki jisse logg tv screen may dekh apna lavdaa heelate hay uss bebo ne ramu ko gale laggaya thaa..iss mouke ko raju hath se nahi jane dena chahata wo janbhuzkar apna ek hath kareena kee gaand paarr dabake kaske kareena ko gale lagata hay …
Kareena khush thee iss liye wo ramu kee iss harkatt parr jyada bhadakti nahi ,aur gale se chutatee hay,,,
Aur boltee hay"abb tumm jaa sakte ho ramu ,,muze abb kall jaane kaa intajaaam karnaa hay,aur mera kaam karne ke liye shukriya.."
Aur waha ramu ko yakinn nahee ho raha thaa kee kareenaa kee gaand usne abhi abhi dabayi aur madamji ghusaa bhee nahee huwi,…
Ramu"aur koyi kaam hoto bataye gaa madamji" aur ramu kareena ko smile deke jaata hay…
Kareena mann hee mann"kyaa abhi abhi ramu ne meree gaand ko dabaya ?yaa ye sabb galti se huwaa?
I think galti se huwa hoga ,uss becharene to mera kaam bhi kardiyaa,,usparr aysaa shakk theek nahi "
Aur kareena kallki tAYaree ke liye lagg jaati hay…….
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